Jan Miller saved my life yesterday. Twice. Without her scream of "Stop!" who knows if I'd have backed into the side of the big, yellow bus? I'm also fairly certain I'd have run the red light if she hadn't yelled, "Red light!" Succinctly put - and it did the trick. Then again, I might have noticed that light change on my own if her husband hadn't been entertaining me by singing the words of "Hey, Jude" to fit our situation. "Hey, Jude. Don't be afraid, take a bad driver and make her betterrrrr..." His name is Steve after all. Steve Miller. And, I kid you not, he has a brother named Roger. I could never make this stuff up.
I have Joyce Clark and Vistaprint to thank for meeting my fun new friends. When I moved south and met Joyce, she gave me a business card with all her info printed on it. "Vistaprint," she said. Turned out the first 250 cards were free AND I could get a pretty blue background with a sailboat on it.
While I was ordering my own cards, I had a minor drama. There was a line that read "occupation." Realizing that I could be anything I wanted to be, I considered writing in "Neurosurgeon" but then didn't like the hours I would have to work in my imaginary new job. I settled on "writer," which technically I am since I have been paid for writing in the past. At the last minute I changed my career to "humor writer" because it sounded like more fun.
I met Steve while we both were waiting in line for the restroom at an upscale
gas station in Savannah. He was "on holiday" from Great Britain. I gave him a card because I have 250 of them and I'm not getting any younger. Apparently later he actually looked at the card and somehow he had the impression that I was a writer so he began reading this blog. Upon learning that he liked what he read, I officially made him my personal pen-pal and Sunday had the pleasure of hosting him and his wife on their final day of the 2013 vacation. (That's correct. I invited someone I met in a restroom line to come stay in my home. And, yes, they actually accepted. Pretty funny, right?)
We really hit it off and I was lobbying for more time during their 2014 tour of the USA when, through no fault of my own, I found myself driving them from downtown Charlotte (officially uptown) to the airport. Thank GOD Steve can read a map and therefore we only made two minor wrong turns on the trip. The point is that we made it there in time, in one piece and with no visible damage to my husband's vehicle.
My hope is that the fabulous handcrafted, artisanal chocolate from barCHOCOLATE in the Seventh Street Market helped them erase the frightening memories of that wild ride and settle back into an enjoyable trans-Atlantic flight.
Come back, Millers! We can ride the train to town next time.
