In the inky evening when the world is darkening rapidly, the last thing you should be doing is strolling down a street with no sidewalks, right? I find myself in that very situation more than I'd like to admit and always regret my wardrobe choice - usually some version of khaki capris and a gray tee-shirt, rendering me virtually invisible, especially to the five out of every seven drivers who are talking on their cell phones. (That number is 100% accurate. I watched seven cars speed by and five drivers were on the phone, no joke.) More likely than not, I am forced to jump into the English ivy to save myself even though I have often been told that it's the Motel Six of the snake kingdom.
Are snakes lurking in the ivy? |
In a flash, the man who owned the house came tearing outside to see what the
Was my face red? Was Mary Ann's arm bruised? It would have been hard to tell because by now it was too dark to see.
2 comments:
Thanks for the laugh. Much needed late in the day.
Bahahahahahahahahahahah! Life is so much funnier than fiction!
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