Gimme a Break!

I spent today on my hands and knees, scrubbing the wood floors.  I finished at around 4:30 so I had half an hour before it was time to start supper.  I decided to read on the deck.  As I was turning to leave the kitchen, I looked at the refrigerator and thought, "If I just clean out the fridge, the entire first floor will be sparkling clean."

Don't do it, Chris!  Don't do it!  Can't you just hear the ominous background music?  Wish I had....because when I opened the door, a jug of cranberry juice fell out and as it was falling, the top flew off.  Not only was I drenched in cranberry, so were my shoes, the kitchen floor and the interior of the fridge, even underneath the drawers. 

So much for "virtue is its own reward."  I am grateful though that it was the juice that fell because right next to it was a quart of milk with an expiration date of July 30th.