I just saw this pic of a friend on Facebook:
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| Greg in his gear. Practically invisible. |
He is decked out in his camos - I think there might even be feathers involved - his face looks like it's smeared with black shoe polish, and he is hiding in a tree.
News flash! All that effort is not necessary. There's an easier way.
Just come to my house, get a cold drink and a plate of food and sit on the deck. When you look up from your first bite, you will see a deer wander up and begin eating birdseed out of the feeder which is inches away from you. A second will be ambling up the stairs - why walk through the brush when you can just use a staircase? Most likely there will be a third who will be dining nearby on the flower heads of chrysanthemums.
Don't think you will scare them either, because you won't. Nothing you can do or say will convince them to move on. Nothing. Not banging on a pan, not shouting, not running around waving your arms. Believe me, I've tried. Occasionally they will make eye contact, but it's more to taunt me than anything else.
My dad told me once that when he was young he went to Michigan's Upper Peninsula to deer hunt, "because there weren't deer in lower Michigan."
Times have changed. We live fifteen hours south of the U.P. and sometimes there will be ten deer in our front yard at once.
Hunters are searching for deer in the wrong place. The deer obviously have all moved to the city.
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