When Jerry gets up in the morning, he's like a ninja. He silently slides out of bed while I remain deep in slumber. He could be dressing an inch away from my face and I'd never know it, he's that quiet.
When I get up, I'm like a baby elephant. With every step I take, the house shakes on its foundation. Pictures rattle as I bump into walls and doors. It's hard to believe I can make this much noise when I'm trying to be so quiet. Not only do I wake Jerry (and anyone else who might happen to be sleeping in our house,) I'm pretty sure I wake up the neighbors too.
It's true what they say: Opposites DO attract.
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