Descriptions

Be nice!

Remember how your mother used to say, "If you can't say something good about someone, don't say anything at all?"

Here's a handy list of word substitutions to use when describing me.  

Sometimes I like to pretend
I'm Cher and try on wigs.

Instead of:                   Use:

Old                           Seasoned
Nosy                         Inquisitive
Cheap                       Thrifty
Talkative                   Articulate
Short                        Short (Because I am.)
Bossy                        Assertive
Wired                        Energetic
Self-Centered             Free-Spirited
Rude                         Sassy
Irresponsible              Carefree
Odd                           Eccentric
Loud                          Enthusiastic
Weird                         Quirky


Thank-you.  I feel better already.

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